Save my soul again....and my marks too.

See, i know i crib a lot, but i am not always wrong on the cribbing.

Below is an account of our labs and their cutting edge technological advancements as being taught to us in this semester.

1.Web based development lab aka Java lab

Current status : Any program which is coded in anything remotely similar to java refuses to get compiled. JAVA is NOT installed yet (we are into the second month of the semester)

Vox populi, Vox dei : "Why worry yaar? chill . and play minesweeper for two hours "

2.Multimedia lab

Course:

Game development and simulation techniques.

OUR course/ current status: Make your resume in html (don't try to go any far from html, thou shall be crucified)

For the ambitious souls, try making a website for a clothing company (again the html limit imposes)

Vox populi: " What is simulation?? game development??? why should WE do it?? Just make the sites and chill "

2 hours of sheer time pass.

3.Microprocessors lab [My favorite]

current status: No lab has been taken by any faculty member for over a month and a half now.

We went to some higher authorities regarding this.

Result: Threat by the faculty concerned . We should better watch out for the internal marks.

Again i have been labeled a traitor.Twenty people went with me and they say i took them all forcingly ..

Vox populi: Hang me till death.

4.Computer Graphics:

Current status: We are making sweet little huts out of sweet little lines .

5.Operating system

Current status: We know how to install windows. Isn't it so cutting edge? ouch ..i cut my finger...

Did i tell you that i was doing computer science engineering??

Computer : ..umm..what's that??

Science : Oh u mean chemistry and biology??

Engineering : Cummon, be a sport. All we do is reverse engineering...